What?

not a long post today, but very revealing.

discussing the new batman movie and when im going to see it, i told her i wasnt going to see it on thursday night when it came out because it would be too crowded and i am a man of patience so i was in no hurry.

so she says its probably better that i dont go when its busy because i may hit someone in the parking lot. what the hell?

Do you know where i can buy a pig?

apparently there is some bad flooding in Iowa right now, and good old crazy lady wants to save the day.

since the flooding as killed most of the grain used to feed Eastern Iowas Hogs, they are slaughtering 1oo's of thousands to keep them from starving to death.

so first the crazy lady asked where she could buy hogs around town, then decided that she wanted us all to rent a truck and trailer to go to Iowa and rescue as many pigs as we could.

the last thing she says to me today is:
"Maybe you could surprise me with a hog tomorrow."

May 30th porn and assumptions of men

i know this wont make sense unless you have some background to whom the crazy lady is, but im not going there right now. it will come at some point though. one important thing to know is that this woman is serious in everything she says, there is no attempt of humor.

So crazy lady walks into the break room and first thing she does is say "ive got a challenge for you guys"

oh great, this should be interesting.

CL: "lets all bring our credit card statements to work"
me: "what? im not doing that"
CL: "why not? then we could see how much we all spend"
me: "i dont want ya'll to know what i spend my money on"
CL: "well if you can mark out all the pornography if you want"

and she did say pornography instead of porn, and again she brings up porn.
for a time she was trying to get me to watch this online video of some "we're killing our planet, we need to be aware of this" propaganda. for about a week and a half i just avoided the subject and would brush it off when she tried to tell me to watch it. so one day she says "I'll watch anything you want if you watch the video"

me: "why would i care if you watched anything"
CL: "well, i could watch an hour of pornography or something"
me: "why would you think i want you to watch porn"
CL: "isnt that all guys do"
oh that crazy lady

or the time she was completely shocked that i would prefer to go to Rome over Amsterdam, i ask why she was so surprised "what about the prostitutes and drugs?"